There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

There's only one way we'll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that's if we pick them by random lottery.

Commentary:
“Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – ‘And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!’ 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection”

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