There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – 'And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!' 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”. It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others. My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office. That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
