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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.