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Commentary:
"Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – 'And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!' 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged elected, elected official, election, governance, humor, least, lottery, normal, occasionally, official, only, pick, politics, random, well on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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