These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Commentary:
“Ah, weekends that feel as swift as a lunch break – a perfect blend of Murphy’s Law and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity in action! Here’s to hoping time can slow down just enough for us to catch our breath before Monday charges in like an overeager intern.”

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