These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThese weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me. I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people? Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general. I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.