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    FrolicFox23

    So true! It’s like being handed a fork at a soup buffet, isn’t it? One just wonders, if I was asleep, would I really answer that question? 🤔😂 Power off mode clearly needs an ‘Automatic Do Not Disturb’ sign. 💤🚫

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