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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Just landed via TikTok:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Making waves on WeChat:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Freshly posted on Twitch:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Trending via Discord:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Making waves on X:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Just landed via TikTok:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.
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Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Just landed via Reddit:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Reported on Reddit:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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