Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.