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"Ah, the art of falling with finesse! 💁‍♂️💢 Practice makes perfect, even when it involves falling on your head repeatedly. Who said learning new skills can't be hair-raising? 🙃 #HeadOverHeelsButNotLiterally"

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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They expect me to work at work.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Breaking via Messenger:

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

Breaking via X:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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