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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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