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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.