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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going…

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going…

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"Five years strong in the art of procrastination and gym avoidance 🏋️‍♂️😂 Here's to another year of promising to start tomorrow! #fitnessgoals #gymlife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anniversary, commitment, fitness, five, going, gym, humor, procrastination, start, today, tomorrow, year on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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