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  • Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.
  • You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.
  • There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.
  • You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.
  • The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
  • People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.