Trendy Funny Quotes

  • This is my emotional support online shopping cart.
  • I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.
  • So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.
  • Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
  • If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.
  • Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?