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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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😂👶👅 "Toddlers: The original conquerors of the 'Finders Keepers' rule since forever! Their claim to ownership: the all-powerful lick of approval. Watch out world, they're coming for all your treasures – one lick at a time!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged childhood, everything, humor, lick, mess, ownership, play, toddler on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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