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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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