Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Love is in the air fryer.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”