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  • They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.
  • Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.
  • I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.
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  • Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.