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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.