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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged distraction, driving, flashing, flashing light, humor, light, multitasking, police, scrolling, technology on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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