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Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!

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34 shares on YouTube this month:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Making waves on Threads:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Seen just now on Threads:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

No plans and no pants kind of day.

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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