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36 shares on TikTok this month:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

27 shares on Facebook this month:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Going viral on Slack:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Spotted on YouTube:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Seen just now on WeChat:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Spotted on Discord:

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Just landed via Slack:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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