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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.