Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Commentary:
"Valentine's Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say 'chocolate-covered strawberries' 🍓💘 Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? 😉 #LoveHateRelationship"