Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppValentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday. Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day. I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me. I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.