Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppVote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese. My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.