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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.