Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.
  • Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.
  • You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.
  • The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.
  • You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.
  • Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.