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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.