We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!