We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.
We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Commentary:
“Thanks to social media, we now have a front row seat to the greatest show on earth – The Theater of Absurdity starring the cast of Humanity 🤪🎭💭”

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