Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water. Posted onMay 11, 2024May 11, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWelcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart. Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.
