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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?