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🚦🚶 "Welcome to downtown – where the crosswalk signals play a friendly game of 'suggestions only' and you navigate through puddles hoping they're not secretly plotting to be giant pits of doom!" ☔️💦

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19 shares on Telegram this month:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

98 shares on Threads this month:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

37 shares on Discord this month:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

41 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Trending via Threads:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Just landed via Telegram:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Live now on WeChat:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Spotted on Facebook:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Going viral on Twitch:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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