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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

68 shares on X this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

Live now on Slack:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

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