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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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🚦🚶 "Welcome to downtown – where the crosswalk signals play a friendly game of 'suggestions only' and you navigate through puddles hoping they're not secretly plotting to be giant pits of doom!" ☔️💦

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged city, city life, crosswalk, downtown, hope, humor, life, puddle, sarcasm, signals, suggestions, water, welcome, where on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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