Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🚦🚶 "Welcome to downtown – where the crosswalk signals play a friendly game of 'suggestions only' and you navigate through puddles hoping they're not secretly plotting to be giant pits of doom!" ☔️💦 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.” Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones. They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart. We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.