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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.