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Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Just shared via Threads:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Breaking via TikTok:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Just shared via Twitch:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Shared recently on Slack:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Trending via Reddit:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Making waves on YouTube:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Seen just now on Facebook:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Trending via X:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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