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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first…

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first…

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🐵🧠 "Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?" exclaimed the first primate to experience consciousness. Looks like even the earliest awakening minds weren't quite ready for the existential crisis package that comes with self-awareness! 😅 #PrimateProblems

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confusion, consciousness, existential, experience, good, humor, i, primate, turn, well on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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