“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.