Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWell, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them. There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them. Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.