Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Commentary:
🚗💨 “Ah, holiday traffic – the gift that keeps on giving, whether you asked for it or not! Dodging it is like playing a never-ending game of ‘Avoid-the-Caravan.’ Well done on unintentionally embracing the holiday chaos with open arms! 🎄🤷‍♂️

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