Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.