Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.