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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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26 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Just landed via Telegram:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Spotted on Reddit:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Breaking via YouTube:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Live now on LinkedIn:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Just landed via WeChat:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

Making waves on Threads:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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