What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.