When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.
