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  • The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”
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  • So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.
  • As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”
  • Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
  • Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.