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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did…

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did…

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"Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa's knack for drama!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged car, death, die, grandfather, humor, irony, passenger, peaceful, screaming, sleep, want on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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