When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa's knack for drama!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day. When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.