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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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