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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.