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"Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you've got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy"

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79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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