When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about. Posted onMay 9, 2024May 9, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.” Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door. One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you. I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.
