Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.
  • I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.
  • Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.
  • I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.
  • Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
  • How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?