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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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