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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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"When life hands you lemons, you can't help but wonder if it's trying to start a citrus war πŸ€”πŸ‹ Maybe those lemons are just misunderstood and in dire need of a good old-fashioned chat πŸ˜„ After all, nothing zesty should go to waste! #LemonConspiracy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, attitude, back, frustration, give, humor, lemons, life, perspective, questions on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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