When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.