Trendy Funny Quotes

  • That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
  • Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.
  • When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.
  • Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.
  • I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.
  • Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?