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Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Going bananas on Slack:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Spotted on TikTok:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Going viral on Telegram:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Live now on Discord:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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"When the client says 'make it pop', I'm never quite sure if they want the project to shine like a disco ball 🕺 or if they expect me to start breakdancing on the conference table 💃. Either way, I'm prepared to dazzle with my creativity – in more ways than one! 💥✨"

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68 shares on YouTube this month:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

30 shares on TikTok this month:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

25 shares on X this month:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

56 shares on X this month:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

Making waves on Slack:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Trending via Telegram:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Just landed via Discord:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Making waves on Telegram:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Going viral on YouTube:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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