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"When the client says 'make it pop', I'm never quite sure if they want the project to shine like a disco ball 🕺 or if they expect me to start breakdancing on the conference table 💃. Either way, I'm prepared to dazzle with my creativity – in more ways than one! 💥✨"

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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