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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Just landed via Messenger:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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