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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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"Imagine being Richard and waking up one day realizing everyone's calling you 'Dick' 🤣 That's a harsh nickname downgrade! Poor Richard must have really rubbed someone the wrong way to earn that 😂 #NicknameFail"



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