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"Imagine being Richard and waking up one day realizing everyone's calling you 'Dick' 🤣 That's a harsh nickname downgrade! Poor Richard must have really rubbed someone the wrong way to earn that 😂 #NicknameFail"

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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