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"Imagine being Richard and waking up one day realizing everyone's calling you 'Dick' 🤣 That's a harsh nickname downgrade! Poor Richard must have really rubbed someone the wrong way to earn that 😂 #NicknameFail"

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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