Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow. Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls. I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one. I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka. Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.
