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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”