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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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"Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Because turning 'far' into 'fart' just wasn't classy enough 🏃‍♂️💨😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, distance, exercise, fardio, humor, long distance, pun, running, wordplay on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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