Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Commentary:"Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Because turning 'far' into 'fart' just wasn't classy enough 🏃♂️💨😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Running feels great until you compare it to not running. Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula? Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other. I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars. Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.