Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve. I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.