Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Because turning 'far' into 'fart' just wasn't classy enough ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Running feels great until you compare it to not running. Whyโd they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula? Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other. I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars. Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. Thatโs why I think of running everyday.