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Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Live now on Threads:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Making waves on Discord:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Spotted on Facebook:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Just shared via Slack:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Making waves on Instagram:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

6 months ago

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Reported on Instagram:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Freshly posted on X:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Trending via Discord:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Spotted on WeChat:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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