Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.
  • Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.
  • I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.
  • I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.
  • You’re pretty… fucked up.
  • I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.