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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.