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"Ah, yes, let's have that fiery debate at the perfect hour when passions are high and bedtime is calling 🌙💥 Who needs a good night's sleep anyway, when you can have a good night of arguing instead? 😂 #DebateNightOwl"

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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