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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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