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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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100 shares on WeChat this month:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

23 shares on Discord this month:

I used to have a great future in my past.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Going viral on YouTube:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I told ChatGPT about us.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Live now on Slack:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Breaking via Discord:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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