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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.