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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.