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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my s…

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my s…

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"Ah, the eternal struggle of hydration vs. screen addiction 🌊📱 Who needs self-control when you have Netflix, am I right? 😜 Someone pass me a water bottle and a remote, stat! 💦📺"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged balance, drink, health, humor, hydration, limit, me, screen, screen time, self-care, someone, time, water on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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