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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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