ATLANTA—In a divine twist reshaping the social media courtship landscape, women who manage to date without broadcasting each romantic detail are now reportedly being granted a second boyfriend. “Silent relationships show a true mastery of discretion that deserves recognition,” said local love analyst Nancy Winthrop. “Embrace the bonus boyfriend, ladies—because you’ve earned it through sheer secrecy alone.”

Experts confirm this new trend encourages privacy as a testament to profound emotional maturity. “It’s like leveling up in a video game,” relationship guru Paul Greene explained. “Complete a level without revealing spoilers, and you unlock a brand new character—minus the overly attached baggage.”

As news of this celestial offer spread, some women prepared quietly at home, writing manifestos about leveraging silence in relationships. These women are reportedly seeking divine clarification on how to juggle both relationships without creating ‘social ruckus.’ “Sounds complicated,” one silent dater commented. “But worth the extra spiritual brownie points.”