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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

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Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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