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Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Trending via Facebook:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Breaking via X:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Going viral on Reddit:

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Breaking via Threads:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Just shared via Telegram:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of silent but deadly versus loud and proud in the house of the Lord! 🙊💨 Who knew wooden pews were the ultimate accomplice in amplifying our embarrassments! Remember, a pew is just a bench, but with holy judgment added for extra sass! 😂🔊"

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48 shares on WeChat this month:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

90 shares on TikTok this month:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Breaking via Messenger:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Broadcasted on X:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

Spotted on Slack:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Just shared via Discord:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Shared recently on Facebook:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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