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  • I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.
  • Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.
  • Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’
  • I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.
  • People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.
  • “You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.