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"Ah, the classic 'I'm too old for that' excuse. 🙃 Embrace your inner child – it's not about age, it's about attitude! 🌟 Who says you can't be young at heart forever? 💁‍♂️💖"

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

6 days ago

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

26 shares on TikTok this month:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

I have friends in high places (birds).

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