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"Ah, the classic 'I'm too old for that' excuse. 🙃 Embrace your inner child – it's not about age, it's about attitude! 🌟 Who says you can't be young at heart forever? 💁‍♂️💖"

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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2 months ago

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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2 months ago

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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2 months ago

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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2 months ago

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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2 months ago

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

40 shares on X this month:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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How is it still this week?

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Making waves on Discord:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Making waves on WeChat:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Ugh, but profoundly.

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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