You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves. “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting. ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.