You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic 'I'm too old for that' excuse. 🙃 Embrace your inner child – it's not about age, it's about attitude! 🌟 Who says you can't be young at heart forever? 💁♂️💖" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age. Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything. Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves. “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting. According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!