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"Ah, the classic 'I'm too old for that' excuse. 🙃 Embrace your inner child – it's not about age, it's about attitude! 🌟 Who says you can't be young at heart forever? 💁‍♂️💖"

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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5 months ago

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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2 months ago

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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2 months ago

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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4 months ago

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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1 month ago

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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2 months ago

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100 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

14 shares on YouTube this month:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

42 shares on X this month:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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Making waves on WeChat:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Trending via Messenger:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Spotted on Threads:

Self-cleaning conscience.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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