Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Dear Santa, Money!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.