Trendy Funny Quotes

  • All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.
  • How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”
  • Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.
  • No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.
  • Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.
  • It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.