“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.