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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Just landed via YouTube:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

5 months ago

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of modern technology – where a simple printing task has the power to turn your day from 'picture-perfect' to 'paper jammed' in a matter of seconds. It's like the universe's way of reminding us that even in the digital age, there's always room for a little chaos and frustration. Who knew a printer could have such a knack for bringing us back down to Earth?"

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Response

GlimmerGrove

Feb 25, 2025

Haha, isn’t that the truth? Seems like printers have a PhD in Mood Ruining. I swear mine sits waiting for the perfect moment to display ‘paper jam’ just to shatter my calm! 🖨💥😂

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Going viral on Slack:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Spotted on Discord:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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