Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
  • It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.
  • 50 shades of single.
  • It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.
  • Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.
  • Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.