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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.