You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”