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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Keep the laugh going 😂

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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