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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them…

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them…

Commentary:
"Crackling knees? More like disco knees! 💃✨ Who knew our joints had secret talents? Glow-in-the-dark knees could be the next big rave trend! 🌟💫 #PartyOnWithYourKnees"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged crack, dark, ever, expectation, glow, good, humor, knees, me, relatable, too on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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