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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

11 shares on Threads this month:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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They should invent a day where it all works out.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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