You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.” Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag. At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up. I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing. Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.