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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.