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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.