Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.
  • I want the dreams to chase me for once.
  • Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.
  • Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
  • Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
  • Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.