Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
Ah, the classic paradox of productivity! 🤯💼 It's like having a deadline approaching at the speed of light, but instead of tackling the tasks, you end up in a staring contest with your to-do list. Procrastination game strong! 😂 #MasterOfAvoidingResponsibilities

doing, doing nothing, humor, just, know, life, much, nothing, overwhelm, procrastination, productivity, relaxation, sit, tasks

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

1 month ago

advertising, commercials, creativity, fix, going, help, humor, media, need, should
Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

1 month ago

beauty, comment, eye, eyes, funny comment, humor, itchy, itchy eye, joke, makeup, mascara, smoky, smoky eye
You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

1 month ago

am, aspirations, choices, grow, grow up, humor, i, life, life choices, possibility, tired
Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

1 month ago

advice, culture, dua, Dua Lipa, games, humor, lipa, Luigi, Mario, platform, pop, pop culture, singer, video, video games
If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

1 month ago

drink, humor, Jason, juice, Mimosa, Momoa, orange, orange juice, pun, wordplay
My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

1 month ago

air, blow, blowing, blowing air, cooling, fan, girlfriend, heat, hot, humor, i, me, relationship

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Trending via Threads:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Just landed via Threads:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏

Activity Log ✨

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Related Funny Posts 🤝

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏