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"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – where taking a nap becomes a vital part of your 'doing nothing' routine. It's like hitting the snooze button on life, just to make sure you're fully prepared for all that inactivity ahead!"

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85 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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