Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.
  • If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.
  • My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.
  • I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
  • Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
  • Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?