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"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – where taking a nap becomes a vital part of your 'doing nothing' routine. It's like hitting the snooze button on life, just to make sure you're fully prepared for all that inactivity ahead!"

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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I have a yearning disability.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

66 shares on Slack this month:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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