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Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Spotted on Reddit:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Going viral on Messenger:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Just landed via Threads:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Just shared via Threads:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Just shared via Instagram:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Freshly posted on Telegram:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Just shared via X:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

3 weeks ago

Playful quote about loneliness and laundry being constant companions, with a humorous twist.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

36 shares on Slack this month:

I miss you when I wake up before you.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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Love is in the air fryer.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Spotted on YouTube:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Spotted on Facebook:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Live now on Reddit:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Going viral on Threads:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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