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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Breaking via Messenger:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Seen just now on Discord:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Going viral on TikTok:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Jan 20, 2025

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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😂🏃‍♂️ "You think you're nailing the whole 'cool and collected' vibe until you catch a glimpse of your majestic sprinting skills on video! 🕺 Suddenly, the illusion shatters like a poorly timed high-five. 🤦‍♂️ Who knew you could rival a newborn giraffe when it comes to gracefulness? Keep on running, superstar! 🌟 Just maybe avoid the cameras next time. 📹 #

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Live now on Threads:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Making waves on Reddit:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Just landed via Telegram:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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