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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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2 months ago

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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