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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caf…

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caf…

Commentary:
"Feeling young is all fun and games until you give up caffeine and Ibuprofen! 🚫☕️💊 Just wait for that reality check to hit you like a ton of bricks…and possibly some back pain. 😅 #AgingGracefully"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, caffeine, drinking, feel, feeling, humor, ibuprofen, just, know, life, old, popping, self-awareness, stop, wait, want on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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