You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work. Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.
